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in inglese dei dialoghi dell'episodio: quinta serie (si ringrazia Xenamedia e Cristina Creek) [TEASER] Amarice [Ama]: "Ow! Joxer!" Joxer [Jox]: "Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." Ama: "Come on." Jox: "I wasn't looking." Ama: "Yeah, you were, at Gabrielle." Jox: "Was not." Ama: "Was to-- . You know what? If I ever go ga-ga like that over anyone-- you have my permission to kill me." Jox: "Happy to oblige. Ow!" Ama: "That is so guy!" Jox: "What do you know about guys? You're an Amazon. All you know-- is shopping for bows and arrows and emasculation." Ama: "I know you don't have to live with pigs to recognize one." Jox: "You know? I'm so glad all women aren't like you." Ama: "All the women I know are. We don't need a man to get along. In fact, as far as they're concerned-- you _guys_ are toatally dispensable." Jox: "Hmm. Hmm. Yeah." G: "He did it again." X: "What? Aw-- I must have missed it. I think I dozed off." G: "Yeah, you've been doing that a lot lately." X: "Yeah. I've been taking hornbain and olive [?], but it doesn't seem to be helping. I guess I just need a bit more sack time, huh? What are you? A healer? Nah, I'm just tired. Why, what did I miss?" G: "Joxer gave me one of those looks again. Xena, when he said he loved me-- he said that he didn't expect anything from me. Clearly, he does. I'm trying to be sensitive. Do you have any advice?" X: "Huh? What was that? Yah!" Jox: "Oh." X: "Yah!" Jox: "Xena-- uh-- " X: "Yah!" Jox: "OK. Oh. Gaby-- would you-- ?" G: "Later, Joxer. Come on, Amarice!" Jox: "Wait." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ X: "OK, Argo, I'm gonna need your help here. Come on, big fella. It's OK. It's OK. You're gonna feel a _whole_ lot better by the time we're through with ya. All right. All right. We gotcha now. OK, Argo. Here we go. Easy, now. There, boy. Who-o-o-oa." G: "Oh, by the gods." X: "Gabrille, come here. Joxer, Amarice, you stay there. G-- Gabrielle-- talk to him." G: "What do I say?" X: "Say anything. See if you can calm him down while I set his leg free from that trap." G [Whispers]: "OK. [Normal Voice] It's OK, boy. It's OK. Easy. Good boy. It's OK. No one's gonna hurt you. Hold still. Steady. Steady. It's OK. Steady-y-y-y. That's it. Hold still. That's a _good_ boy. [Whispers] Good. Sh-h-h, sh-h-h. It's OK. Be still. Stay still." X: "Steady-y-y-y." G: "Good boy." X: "There ya go." G [Whispers]: "Yeah." X: "Huh." G: "Good boy." X: "We're gonna have to treat that wound before we set him free." G: "Set him free?" X: "What's on your mind?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jox: "Spa-- moan-- Spamona?" G: "Spamona. Yeah, it's famous for its hot springs. Hey, Xena-- a little rest, and we'll all feel better." Jox: "Hot springs, huh?" Local: "Ma'am?" Jox: "Hey, ya know that guy?" G: "Who, him?" Jox: "Hey, these hot springs-- they, um-- ?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ G: "Come on, boy. Steady. That's it. Good boy." Jox: "Colonel Horse wants [?] Go on!" G: "I really appreciate this." X: "Are you kidding? This way, I get a hot bath and to eat something I didn't kill myself. On the other hand, I'm so hungry I could eat a h-- " G: "You wouldn't." Old Man: "Ah, excuse me, folks-- I guess I oughtta tell ya this town's got a law against carrying weapons." Ama: "In case you didn't know, this is Xena. Who's got the guts to take her weapons-- huh?" Talia [Tal]: "Me." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [ACT I] Tal: "Yuh!" [Fight] Tal: "Aw! [Laughs] I never could put that past you." X: "Hello, Talia" Tal [Laughs]: "Aw-w-w-w-- aw-w-w, you _always_ saw that move coming." X: "Aw, your sword kind of tips it. You could try switching hands-- might save your life-- ." Tal: "Oh, I'll remember that." G: "I guess you two know each other." X: "Oh, this is Talia. We rode together years ago. These are my friends, Gabrielle, Joxer, and Amarice." Tal: "Welcome to Spamona." X: "You know, I'm kind of surprised to findja in a place like this." Tal: "Oh, I'm kind of surprised to find you alive. Word was, Caesar staked you to a cross." X: "Yeah. It's a long story. Why don't we get together over a meal? You know, I wanna feel I should have some-- raspberry jelly and-- I don't know, some raw fish. What do you say?" Jox: "Um-- I just ate." X: "But-- " G: "Hm-m." Ama: "Uh-- yeah. I-- wouldn't wanna butt in." X: "No." G: "I'm gonna work with the horse." X: "Aah. Come on. I'm buying." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tal: "You always eat like this?" X: "Well-- you know-- " Deputy [Interrupts]: "Hello, Sheriff-- but I thought you oughtta see this. Showed up while I was on rounds." X: "It's yours. I recognize the design." Tal: "Was mine. Last I saw, it was sticking in a dirtbag named Darkon. He used to tear up this town pretty bad." Deputy: "I'm sorry, Sheriff-- but if Darkon and his boys are out-- no one's safe." Tal: "What's this?" Deputy: "My resignation." X: "Well-- Darkon must be trouble." Tal: "Nothin' but." X: "I'm glad we're here to help." Tal: "No-- I-I mean-- thanks-- but Darkon's my problem. I'll handle him. Your word." X: "Oh. Promise." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Man's Voice: "He's not comin' up." Women's Voices: "No. Do something!" "Help him!" Ama: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Are you all right? Hello!" Armon [Arm]: [Coughs] Ama: "Oh, by the gods. You all right? Hey." Arm: "I am now." Ama: "Yeah, me too. I mean-- glad you're all right. I-I-- wouldn't wanna-- drown you my first time here." Arm: "I know what you mean. Makes for a very bad impression." [Chuckles] Ama [Chuckles]: "Well-- there's no visible damage, so-- see ya." Arm: "No-no. Wait. Uh-- look-- you just saved my life and I don't even know your name." Jox's Voice: "Amarice-- there ya are. Armon-- ." Ama and Arm: "You know Joxer?" Jox: "What are you doing here? I thought you were away at school." Arm: "Well, I was just passin' through." Jox: "Hey, uh-- listen, I-- I never told you that, uh-- " Arm: "No, Joxer, uh-- that was the past." Jox: "So, uh-- ya know, uh-- Amarice." Arm: "Know her? She saved my life." Jox: "Oh-h-h, did you now? Saved a man's life, did ya? Mm-m. Huh." Ama: "I'm glad you're all right." Arm: "No, wait!" Ama: "Whoa!" Arm and Jox: [Laugh] Ama: "You think that's funny?" Jox: "Well, no-- uh, but a little bit. Yeah." [Laughs] Arm: "Sorry-- but it's just-- you're not hurt, and-- and it was pretty funny!" [Laughs] Jox: "Come on, Amarice. You're not-- really hurt." Arm: "Where's your sense 'a humor?" Ama: "You wanna know where my sense of humor is?! I'll tell you! You mother-- !" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arm: "Does she kiss her mother with that mouth? I'm telling you, she's insane." Jox: "No argument there." Arm: "Immature, obnoxious, spoiled-- " ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ama: "Inconsiderate, arrogant, self-centered, uh-- smug." G: "Maybe it wasn't Armon." X: "Doesn't sound like him to me." Ama: "I got news for you. People change." X: "Hm-m-m-- " ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arm: "Oh, and talk about erratic-- one moment she's savin' my life, the next she's tryin' to take my head off. What's that all about?" Jox: "Women-- can't live with 'em-- can't chain em in the yard. [Laughs] Ow! Oh." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ X: "I don't feel so good." Ama: "After raspberry jam-- and raw fish? Big surprise." G: "You haven't been feeling good for days, now." X: "It'll pass." G: "I know you're a gifted healer. I think it's time for a second opinion. What do you say?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ X: "Ah-h-h-h-h, a-h-h-h-h-h, a-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. A-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h." Doc: "Very good. Well-- congratulations. You're in excellent health-- you know? Considering." X: "Beg pardon? Hey, Doc, if there's som'in' wrong, you know you can tell me. It-- it doesn't matter what it is. I can take it. I'm pretty tough. Just spit it out. I'm in excellent health, considering what?" Doc: "Considering you're pregnant." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [ACT II] X: "It's impossible! I can-_not_ be pregnant. If you weren't such a quack, you would know that getting pregnant involves certain physical requirements that I haven't met in a _long_ time-- and I mean a _very_ long time. No one-- zilch, zippo. I am a _love_-free zone. Therefore, it is utterly impossible that I be up the duff. So, what's your diagnosis, now?" Doc: "Mood swings!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jox: "Gabrielle? Gabrielle? Wait up! Wait up! Look, uh-- let me help ya!" G: "Oh, I can carry a sack of apples." Jox: "I- I know you can! I know you can! But-but why should ya?" G: "Joxer, thank you." Jox: "No-no. Gabrielle, look-- with me around to handle-- the smaller and-- more indispensable aspects of life-- that leaves you to handle the larger and-- more important ones." G: "No, I can handle my own apples." Jox: "Gabrielle-- let me help you. You might like it." G: "I don't think so." Jox: "Gimme!" G: "Stop it." Jox: "I'm gonna help you!" G: "Joxer-- " Jox: "No." G: "Joxer, get your hands off my apples!" Jox: "Perfect example." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Man's Voice [In Background]: "-- right over here!" X: "Quack." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ G: "Come on. Here you go, boy. Go on, it's an apple. Oh, I know you're hungry-- you know it. Come on. Come on, I'm your friend. Argo, will ya tell him I'm not gonna hurt him? Fine-- if that's your attitude, you can just-- take it when you want it. I'm talking to horses. Am I nuts?" Arm: "Certifiable." G: "Armon." Arm: "Joxer said I'd find you here." G: "Amarice was right. It _is_ you." Arm: "Amarice?" G: "What's going on with you two." Arm: "She's insane. All I did was laugh a little when she slipped." G: "You laughed at her?" Arm: "Well, yeah. It was funny. And she wasn't hurt." G: "Right-- her pride was hurt. OK, think about if you fell down in front of your whole school. Would you laugh?" Arm: "I see your point. So, what do I do to make it up to her?" G: "Flowers-- you can't go wrong with flowers." Arm: "Flowers?" G: "Yes, women love flowers-- except Xena." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ G's Voice: "You know, she's the only woman that I know who doesn't stop to smell them." X [Smells flower]: "Hm-m-m. [Cutesy Voice] Oh-h-h-h, it's a wittle [sic] cutey! I-- " ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arm: "You know what? I think you're right. Maybe Amarice and I just got off on the wrong foot. I'll do that. Hey, uh-- thanks for the advice." G: "`Wrong foot.' Hm-m-m." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ G: "Look familiar? Pretty painful, huh? Who-o! Boy! Nah, it's not a nice feeling. Yeah, I know what you're going through. [Sighs] It's tough-- tough on a horse. [Sighs] We're equals now, though. You know that? You can trust me, now-- Horse-- . Forget it." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tal: "It's not that I don't appreciate your offer. I do." X: "Then, why don't you accept a little help?" Tal: "Because this is _my_ problem-- not yours." X: "You're wrong. Fighing men like Darkon is everybody's problem, especially mine." Tal: "Not this time." X: "Really? Ah-h-- so, what makes Darkon different from every other scum-sucking warlord?" Tal: "He's my husband." X: "Condolences." Tal: "I don't love him-- not anymore-- but I did. And now-- I'm afraid-- of him-- of me." X: "Talia-- this must end here. Face it, you're going to need a little help. That's what I'm here for." Tal: "No. No, I stand up to Darkon or I don't-- but either way, I am _not_ gonna let you take him on _for_ me-- especially _pregnant_. Oh, come on. Who's kidding herself, now? The need for sleep? The cravings? The nausea? Hey-hey-- not to mention, you know you're looking a little-- . My mother was a midwife, Xena. Wake up and smell the diapers." X: [Gasps] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bartender [Bar]: "What'll it be?" X: "Milk" Bar [Snickers]: "Milk?!" X: "I said milk! What, am I over-age?" Ama: "Xena, hey. I've been looking all over for you. I think I'm in trouble." X: "What, is it in the water?" Ama: "Huh? I'm talking about Armon?" X: "Well, what about him?" Ama: "Well-- you see, that's the trouble. Every Amazon instinct I have-- says keep away, but my heart just says go for it. Have you ever had this problem before?" X: "Apparently. Listen, Amarice-- either you kiss him-- or you kill him. But, either way, it doesn't seem to make a difference." Arm: "Xena? How you been? X: "You hurt her, Armon-- I will have your hide." Arm: "Hi." Ama: "Hi. What are those?" Arm: "A way to start over-- I hope. These are for you." Ama: "For me? Wow-- nobody's ever given me anything like this before." Arm: "I'm surprised. You deserve them." Ama: "I do?" Arm: "And more. You deserve someone who'll really appreciate you. A man who'll protect and pamper you." Ama: "A man to protect me." Arm: "Make sure you never have to worry-- or be scared-- " Ama: "You think I'm scared of you?" Arm: "No, no-- that's not what I said." Ama: "That's what you meant!" Arm: "No, it isn't." Ama: "You calling me a liar?" Arm: "Are you telling me what I said?!" Ama: "I know what I heard!" Arm: "Liar!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [ACT III] Jox: "Oh! Armon! Oh-h-h-h. We-e-e-ell-- I see you two didn't have any problem makin' up. And I see _you_-- have no problem kissing-- guys! [Laughs] Aw-w-w! Ah-h-h!" Ama: "He started it!" Arm: "I did not!" Jox: "Have you seen Gabrielle?" Ama: "You kissed me first!" Arm "I did not! That kill was all your idea!" Jox: "I'm trying to find Gabrielle. So, if you-- " Ama [Interrupts]: "You know what? You are delusional." Arm: "Well, I'd rather be deluded than nuts." Jox: "Oh! Kids." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ G: "I don't know why I tried. I'm just like an idiot. Talking to horses. Think I'd have no friends. Good horse." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tal: "Hi-ho!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ X: "I've got something I wanna tell you. Just stay put. Believe me, you don't wanna be standing when you hear this. Not that it's bad. See, I would sense that and it's not, but-- there is this small question of how it happened, and-- once you get past that, it's really great. Don't give me that look like you knew. You _didn't_ know. I didn't even know, and _I'm_ the one who's expecting. Or, maybe you did know-- but don't let on to the others. I wanna tell them myself. Gabrielle's gonna freak." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ X: "Armon-- come here." Man's Voice: "Here, boy." X: "Listen-- what I said to you before-- I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I was steamed about something else. You're a good man. I know that." Arm: "The way I feel about Amarice-- I'm not sure that qualifies as good. I mean-- it's not like I _meant_ for this to happen." X: "Happen? Something happened?" Arm: "I kissed her-- and, no matter what she says, she kissed me back. She just won't admit it." X: "And why do you think that is?" Arm: "I think it's 'cause she's scared it'll make her seem weak-- " X: "Hm-m." Arm: "-- like carin' for someone is som'in' bad. Can you believe that?" X: "Yeah, I used to-- but now I know that-- any fool can risk his life. It takes a hero to risk his heart." Arm: "Well, tell that to Amarice!" X: "I've got a better idea." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arm: "Hi, uh-- mind if I sit down?" Ama: "If you want. I mean-I mean, sure, yeah." Arm: "Great, uh-- so, uh-- look, Amarice, I just want you to know that I've talked to Xener [sic], and, uh-- " Ama: "You talked to her? Me, too [?]. She's great, isn't she?" Arm: "Oh! The best. Now, there's a woman who's really got it together." Ama: "Never loses it." Arm: "Never." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ X: [Throws up] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ama: "Ga-a-a-a-- what you were gonna say?" Arm: "Oh, uh-- it's just that, uh-- I understand where you're comin' from, a-and-and I want you to know that there's no hard feelings." Ama: "Hard feelings? If anyone should have hard feelings, it would be me-- which I don't." Arm: "Amarice, what's goin' on? Why you acting like this?" Ama: "Like what? If you don't mind my asking." Arm: "Like that. So, so phony, it's not you." Ama: "Oh, like you really know me." Arm: "Keep this up, and I won't want to." Ama: "Oh, really? Well, excuse me for being nice. It won't happen again!" Arm: "That was nice?" Jox: "Amarice, have you seen Xena? Oh!" Ama: "Wait till I do!" Jox: "Armon, have you seen Xena?" Arm: "Ah, I can't wait to find her!" Jox: "Kids." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ G: "Come on. Come on, handsome." Ama: "Xena?! Xena! You said, `Kiss him, or kill him,' right?" Arm [Interrupts]: "Come on, I tried it." Ama [Interrupts]: "Well, I could kill him!" Arm [Interrupts]: "-- I couldn't seem to [Etc.]-- " Ama [Interrupts]: "I was _totally_ [Etc.]-- !" G [Interupts]: "Will you guys shut up?! Shut up, please! The horse [Etc.]-- " X [Interrupts]: "I'm pregnant." G: "Xena, can you tell them, please?" X: "I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [ACT IV] G: "You're pregnant? How can you be pregnant? Xena-- I mean, when did you-- ? Who d-- ?" X: "I don't know." Jox: "And you asked her advice on _your_ love life." G: "You don't know?" X: "Gabrielle, this is as strange to me as it is to you. I don't understand it, but it's true. I felt it with Solon and I feel it now. There's life within me-- and it's good." G: "Congratulations." X: "Thanks." Ama: "A baby. You're gonna be a really good mom." X: "Thanks." Arm: "That's _really_ somethin'." Jox: "I always wanted to be an uncle. Hello there, little fella! Oh! Beats the heck out of my news." X: "What's that?" Jox: "Some creep named Darkon's comin'. He should be here by sundown." X: "Has Talia seen this?" Jox: "I can't find her. Nobody can." X: "Then it's up to us." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ama: "What are you doing here?" Arm: "Xena sent me. Told me to guard the flank against a-- " Arm and Ama: "-- surprise attack." Ama: "I don't even know why she wants me here. All the action's gonna be down on the street." Arm: "I heard this Darkon's guy pretty tough." Ama: "Well, I'm not afraid of him, if that's what you think." Arm: "No-- why do you always twist what I say? To tell the truth, Amarice, I don't know anyone who'd scare you. You never let 'em close enough to try." Ama: "That's not true. There is someone who scares me-- you." Arm: "Very funny." Ama: "I'm not kidding. I've never met anyone like you. I'm not used to feeling this way." Arm: "You think I am? This is all new to me, too." Ama: "It doesn't scare you?" Arm: "Big time-- but that's what makes us so brave-- to feel this scared and not run away. I'd say that takes a lotta courage, wouldn't you?" Ama: "You calling me a coward?" Arm: "I hope not." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ G: "You don't have the slightest idea?" X: "No. Look, we've been through this a thousand times. I don't." G: "How can you not know? I-- I just find that hard to believe, you know?" X: "Tell me." G: "Ares. Maybe he did-- a god thing-- " X: "No." G: "OK, fine. When was the last time we saw Hercules? I forget, I can't-- " ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Darkon [Dar]: "Hi, Honey. I'm home." Tal: "This isn't your home, Darkon-- not anymore." Dar: "Well-- we'll have to see about that-- won't we, boys?" Boys [Laughter]: "Come on! Hah!" "Get on, Horse! Come on!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ X: "Come on, Gabrielle!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Fight] Bad Guy: [Yells] Tal: "Yah! Yah!" G: "Hey, guys-- " Bad Guys: "Huh?" A Bad Guy: "Whoa! Hey!" G: "Stop! Stop!" Another Bad Guy: "What?! Ya got some little horsey friend?! A little pony all decked out in bows?!" G: "Yeah. Don't-- please." Another Bad Guy: "Who's gonna stop me? [Startles, then Yells] Dar: "Go on! Finish it!" Tal: "I have. The rest is up to a judge." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arm: "So, uh-- I guess this is goodbye." Ama: "No, this is." Arm: "Wow." Ama: "You should see my hellos." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ X: "Well, congratulations. Looks like we're a two-horse family." G: "Yeah-- family being the operative word. " X: "Yeah, how about that, huh?" G: "You know what I think? I think it's the beginning of a beautiful relationship." X: "Yup-- for all of us." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ G: "Hi. Whoo! Whoa, boy. Whoa. Come on, Xena. Race ya to Greece?" X: "I don't know if you're ready for that." G: "Are you chicken?" X: "No, just being considerate. We race to Greece, and you won't be able to walk straight for a month."
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