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in inglese dei dialoghi dell'episodio: seconda serie (si ringrazia Cristina Creek) TRASCRIZIONE DI [TEASER] Cupid [C]: “I
know, I know, I know. When I was your age, I Wife’s Voice: “Cupid, I’m waiting.” C: “OK, look--
this could _really_ work out for you, you know? Bliss [B]: “No.” C: “No?” B: “No.” C: “No? No? Do you wanna go to sleep?” B: “No.” C: “No?” B: [Cries] C: “Shh,
shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh. OK, come on. Go B: [Cries] “I don’t wanna go to sleep.” Wife’s Voice: “Cupid?” C: “OK--
Bliss, here’s the deal. You go to sleep, right now, B: [Cries] C: “No, no, no, no! A pony.” B: [Cries] C: “No, no,
no, no, no! A horse! Hah-hah-- a solid gold Wife’s Voice: “Cupid, you coming?” ----------------------------------------------------------------- Virgin Priestess
[Pr]: “Hear us, Hestia. Like doves to the sky, Virgins: “Hear us, Hestia.” G: “It’s amazing, isn’t it?” X: “Not really.
Draco’s as smart as they come. He wouldn’t go G: “No, it’s
the virgins I’m talking about. Think of the faith X: “Yeah, not to mention the other requirement.” G: “Just between you and me, being chaste can be real hard.” X: “Chaste?” G: “Hmm.” X: “No, I
was talking about having to answer to that stupid bell G: “That too-- yeah.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Do you
know what the hardest part about serving Hestia would X: “Hmm?” G: “Giving up the chance to fall in love again.” X: “Yeah, that’d be real hard.” 1st Boy: “Go on, give ‘em to her. She’ll like ‘em.” 2nd Boy: “These are for you.” G: “Xena,
we’ve both had our share of heartaches, but you can’t X: “Who’s
giving up? All I’m saying is it rarely turns out the G: “Yes--
so, there are no guarantees. All I’m saying is that Woman: “Ooh! Why I-- oh.” X: “Which
is _precisely_ why it should be avoided-- and we G: “Right.” Man: “Leave me alone!” Cowman: “Bessie, run for it!” Cowlover: “Come back!” 1st Boy: “Uh.” 2nd Boy: “But I love you, Orick!” G: “What
I don’t get is why Draco has the field to himself. X: “It takes
a certain kind of reckless courage to defile a J: “Xena! Xena!” X: “Aw, on second thought--” J: “Hey,
I knew you’d be here, ‘cause as soon as I heard that G: “Joxer, huh. Like this mission wasn’t hard enough.” J: “So, what’s the plan. I heard Draco’s one tough customer.” Draco [D]: “You heard right!” X: “Hello, Draco.” D: “Xena-- long time.” X: “Too long.” [The Kiss] G: “Huh.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT I] D: “That was quite a welcome. What’d I do to deserve that?” Man’s Voice: “I can’t believe Xena kissed him!” X: “It’s
what you’re not gonna do that earned it-- and a lot D: “I’ll
tell you what I’m not gonna do. I’m not gonna let you X: “You forced things between us once before, remember?” J: “_What_ is she _doing_?” D: “I remember.” G: “It’s all part of her plan.” D: “Eveything.” G: “I hope.” D: “No! Stay back; she’s mine. Uhh!” X: “Then come and get me.” [Fight between Xena and Draco] X: “You’ve picked up some new moves.” D: “I’ve had lots of practice.” X: [Laughs] “That sounds exhausting.” D: “On the contrary-- it was, uh-- refreshing.” X: “Huh--
I can think of better ways to get refreshed-- can’t D: “I can’t
deny you excite me. But interfere-- and I will kill X: “Better than you think.” D: “No! Back to camp! I’m warning you, Xena. Stay clear.” X: “Ah.” G: “We have to talk.” X: “Huh? Oh, yeah.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “What’s wrong with you? X: “Nothing that a good workout won’t cure.” J: “Hey,
uh-- try the lake. A cold swim usually helps. G: “You’re hot for Draco?” X: “Aw, don’t be ridiculous.” G: “That’s a relief.” X: “I’m
merely responding to that-- dark part of me that has a G: “Xena--
Xena, this is crazy. We can _not_ stop Draco if X: “No sweat. I told you he was bad once. So was I-- once.” G: “So you think that he can change.” X: “Well, why not?! I did! So can he-- with my help-- huh.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- D: “Whoa.” Craigan [Cr]: Draco!
Thank the gods! When you didn’t return D: “Like
a fox. Mark me, Craigan, that woman knows exactly what Cr: “Word
is, she played the same sort of mind games with D: “Zagrayas
was a fool. He didn’t know her. I, on the other Cr: “Shouldn’t we be preparing for something from Xena?” D: “I am.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- J: “Look--
I don’t know what you’re so worried about. It’s
a G: “But,
it’s not the plan I’m worried about. It’s Xena!
I’ve Woman: “I’m gonna get you!” J: “You heard her. She’s got a thing for us dangerous types.” G: “Well,
if that’s all, then why take the trouble to change J: “You’re right. That does sound more like her.” G: “Did you
see the way she fought him? She never pressed one J: “So, what do you think that means?” G: “Trouble.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- D: “You made good time.” X: “I had good reason.” D: “If that
includes trying to talk me out of rustling those X: “Well, if that’s all you’re willing to settle for.” D: “Are you saying I could do better?” X: “Much.” D: “How?” X: “By doing
something you said you always dreamed of-- teaming D: “You and me? Ride together?” X: “Why not?
You said it yourself years ago. We’d be D: “The two of us-- united.” X: “Mm-hmm.” D: “Zeus.
There wouldn’t be a-- a town or a village that could X: “I did.
What I’m offering is a chance for you to ride with D: “And do what? Good? [Laughs] Where’s the profit in that?” X: “You told me you tried to change once.” D: “I did-- and almost got killed for my trouble.” X: “Then
try again. Tsk, oh-- with me, profit’s not always D: “What
you ask-- I don’t know-- it’s a lot. I have to think. Cr: “How did it go?” D: “Stimulating
woman-- but I think I bought us some time. Now, ----------------------------------------------------------------- J: “Well,
it seems quiet here. I mean, maybe she did it. G: “This
is Draco we’re talking about. The man is a ruthless, D: “As rain. Resist, and he dies.” G: “Joxer.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT II] D: “Hang him.” G: “No!” D: “Wait! “Round up those virgins.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- War: “Get her!” ----------------------------------------------------------------- D: “And I
thought I was being sacrilegious. You can’t hide X: “I’m
not hiding them at all. Without these robes, they look D: “You dressed
them like locals-- and hid them in plain sight. X: “Better.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Joxer,
you’re tightening the ropes! Will you let me do G: “What? Xena! Oh, he’s hurting me!” D: “Well, at least I didn’t kill ‘em.” X: “And spoil a good shot at ransom?” G: “-- Joxer! Thank you. Xena?” X: “Gabrielle?” G: “Xena?” J: “Blecch! It tastes like sweat! [Spits] Does yours?” X: “You two keep and eye on things--” G: “Uh-huh.” X: “-- till Draco and I get back.” J: “You know
what, you’re right. Something weird is going on G: “Yeah.” J: “Definitely-- weird.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- D: “By the gods! You _have_ gotten better.” X: “Ahh-- so have you. I’d say we were pretty well matched.” D: “I’ve
been trying to tell you that for-- years. What took X: “If I’d
known it’d be like this, I wouldn’t ‘a. You wanna
go D: “You’re on.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Come on, Joxer. Please, just one more time?” J: “You really love it, don’t you?” G: “I love it.” The more I practice, the better I’ll get.” J: “Well--
I’m up for it. Except, this time, let’s do it G and J [Sing]:
“Joxer the Mighty, J: “Yeah.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- D: “Aww-- you’re good. Oh, you’re very good.” X: “I have many skills.” D: “There’s one we ‘ve yet to try.” X: “Draco-- I’ll be right back!” D: [Yells] ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Remember
the time that-- you changed personalities every J: “Oh, uh-- yeah, yeah.” G: “That was a great story.” J: “Yeah, it was.” G: “You know--
I think I’ll have to know all the intimate J: “You, uh-- you, you-- will?” G: “Uh-huh.
It’s the first rule in the bard scrolls. You write J: “Oh, uh--
well, uh-- you know-- that’s-- that’s-- very, uh-- G: “I’ve got my eye on something all right.” J: [Starts choking] G: “You OK?” J: “Gabrielle,
could you-- could you get me some water? Could G: “Yes, I’ll be right back.” J: “OK-- thanks.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “What are you doing?” X: “Hard
to believe, but Joxer’s advice about a cold swim-- I’m G: “That’s
not hard to believe. No, no-- Joxer’s full of good X: “Huh-- no, I said Joxer.” G: “I know.
He’s teaching me that wonderful song of his-- ‘Joxer the
Mighty, X: “Gabrielle, what’s going on? You barely tolerate Joxer.” G: “Yeah? That was before.” X: “Before what?” G: “Before I realized-- I love him!” X: “What?” G: “I know.
It _shocked_ me too-- seeing how blind I’ve been. X: “No, Gabrielle,
this is crazy. You _can’t_ be in love with G: “Are you
talking about my man? Like Draco is such a prize? X: “Uh-uh--
Draco is _not_ like that. He’s _changed_. He, he-- [Screaming in the background] X: “The temple.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- War: “Get your clothes off!” D: [Ringing bell and laughing] G: “Tell me again how he’s changed!” X: “I thought you weren’t going to do this.” D: “You thought wrong.” X: “Don’t.” G: “No! You leave her alone! She loves you!” X: “It’s
true, I do. Draco, if you’ll just give me a chance, D: “No--
you’re too late, Xena. You can’t keep me from what I ----------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT III] X: “Wait
a minute. Something’s going on, here. You-- you can’t D: “I know
what I want-- and she’s it. Craigan! Herd those Cr: “Right away!” D: “Pinullus will be here this afternoon! Let’s go.” G: “I’m not going anywhere with you!” X: “And neither are those girls!” [Fight] G: “Back
off! I am warning you! You touch me-- and you will be D: “Oh, you’re
quite a little spit-fire, aren’t you? The cat J: “Hey! Ow! Hah-hah! He hurt my hand!” G: “Pookie!” J: “I know.” X: “Quick! Everyone to the temple!” G: “Run inside!” X: “We’ll get those doors closed!” G: “Hurry! Hurry! Get inside! Get in the back of the temple.” Virgin: “I dropped my prayer scroll!” X: “You’ll get it later.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- X: “Where’s Joxer?” J: “Hey!
Let go! Put me down! Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh-- Xena-- D: “If you want to see your friend, you know where to find him!” X: “Ga-- Gabrielle?” G: “Xena!” X: “This love stuff is a real _pain_!” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “I’m warning you.” D: [Laughs] Didn’t I say? Hard as rock.” G: “Like your head.” C: “What did you say?” G: “I was agreeing with you-- l-- like you said.” D: “Good-- you keep agreeing, and we’ll get along fine.” G: “Look! Cherries! Mmm-- I love cherries.” D: “Me, too.” G: “Did I mention I’m a widow?” D: “No--
But, I guess that’s lucky-- saves me having to kill G: “Now,
look-- I didn’t wanna tell you this-- ‘cause-- well, I D: “Who? Who are you in love with?” G: “Like, I’m gonna tell you?” D: “Oh--
I won’t hurt him. Look-- I swear it! Even my enemies G: “Forget it. I tell you and Joxer’s as good as--” D: “Joxer? J-- Joxer?! That pip-squeak?! I will kill him!” G: “No! You gave your word that you wouldn’t hurt him.” D: “Oh, I
won’t. I will cut his head off so fast-- he won’t D’s Voice from outside: “Confine her to my tent.” G: “Joxer.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- X: “You all right?” J: “Xena--
fine. It’s Gabrielle I’m worried about. Draco’s
got X: “Great-- so you’ve got it, too.” J: “What?” X: “This
love-thing that’s going around. Haven’t you noticed? J: “Who could be in very big trouble right now.” X: “Wait!
Slow down. Gabrielle’s going to be fine just as long J: “I don’t know. Love-- chaos-- Aphrodite?” X: “Yeah,
that’s what I thought at first. But there’s no vanity Warrior’s Voice: “Hail, Draco!” ----------------------------------------------------------------- D: “So, you’re the little piss-ant my woman loves.” J: “That’s me.” D: “Gabrielle won’t even know you’re gone.” J: “Oh?” X: “I’m
sorry, Sweetie, that hurt me a lot more than it hurt J: “Don’t worry-- I won’t fail you.” X: “Oh.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Xena.” X: “Shh.” G: “I’m sorry. I thought it was Draco coming back.” X: “No, not yet. But he won’t be out long, so let’s go.” G: “What
about Joxer? We have to find him. Draco will kill X: “He already left. Now, come on.” G: “He left without me?” X: “He had
to. I sent him on a mission! Can we get outta G: “A mission-- of course. What a guy!” X: “A prince.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- D: “Xena! A truce! We need to talk!” X: “So talk.” D: “I had
the score of a decade. Then you show up, and not only X: “Well, ain’t love a bitch?!” D: “Wait!
Give me the girls and Gabrielle-- or I will torch the X: “You would kill the woman you love.” D: “The question
is-- would you? [Laughs] No-- that-- code of X: “Gabrielle’s
not the woman for you, Draco. I am. And I’ll ----------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT IV] X: “What
are you waiting for? Take them-- unless you’re worried D: “Corral those virgins!” Warriors: “All right!” “Come on!” “Let’s get ‘em!” D: “And make
sure they stay that way, or it’s your hides! Why X: “For love.” D: “But you know that I’m in love with Gabrielle.” X: “I’m counting on it.” Pinullus [P]: “Draco.” D: “Pinullus!” P: “My men
are on their way. But I came ahead, just as soon as X: “No, I’m Xena. And you’re Pinullus.” D: “What note?! I never sent you a note!” P: “Well,
I got it right here. ‘Adding one Amazon Princess to D: “Let me look at that!” X: “Here they are.” P: “And where’s the Amazon?” D: “There is no Amazon! This note is a fake!” P: “What?!” X: “Draco--
come on. Just because you wanna keep her for P: “She’s right.” D: “She’s
the one that faked the note! Oh, you are good. But, X: “Then, what’s she?” D: “Gabrielle!” P: “She’s magnificent. I’ll take her!” D: “Touch her and die! That woman is mine!” P: “So, Xena was right. You are trying to double-cross me.” [Fight] X: “Get those girls out of here, quick.” G: “Let’s go! Cr: “After them!” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “This way! Come on!” ----------------------------------------------------------------- Warriors: “Come
on!” “Where are they?” “They couldn’t
just ----------------------------------------------------------------- X: “Didn’t
your mother ever teach you not to hit a man while ----------------------------------------------------------------- Warriors: “What
are they, bimbos?” “Don’t touch ‘em-- Draco’ll Virgins: “Where
are they?” “Where did they go?” “Oh, boys-- Pr: “Come back! We won’t bite-- hard.” G: “Girls! Come back! You’re going the wrong way! Wait! Virgin: “Don’t play hard to get!” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Are you crazy?!” D: “Gabrielle!” X: “Draco?” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Where are you?!” D: “Gabrielle, stop!” G: “Ah!” D: “Gabrielle, don’t defy me!” J: “Xena! Look! I did it! He’s here! Come on! Let’s go!” X: “Draco, I know you’re in here, someplace!” Virgin: “You woolly character!” J: “Xena,
I got him! He’s here! Where are you? Come on! G: “Joxer? Joxer?” D: “Gabrielle!
Gabrielle! Come back here! Whoa! Uh!. Xena! X: “So should
I. When Gabrielle fell for Joxer, me for you, you D: “What do you mean?” X: “These
feelings that we’re having-- hmm, gods know, they seem D: “You’d say anything to win me, wouldn’t you?” X: “No, but this happens to be true. Think about it.” D: “I don’t
need to think about it. I _know_ how I feel. And I X: “You’re
right. You can’t change the one you love. So, wise ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Joxer!” J: “Gabrielle.” G: “Aw-- thank the gods!” J: “I do.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- C: “Oh, no
you don’t. You’ve caused me quite enough trouble for X: “About time you clipped his wings.” C: “Yeah, well, I was a little tied up.” X: “Oh.” C: “Thanks for finding my boy. I owe you one.” X: “Yeah,
‘cause if word about this ever got out, you’d look C: “What’ll cost me to see that it doesn’t?” X: “Don’t
worry about it. Just put everyone back to normal, and C: “Deal.” X: “That’s it?” C: “Yeah-- easy come, easy go” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “What’s going on?” J: “A love so deep, few have ever known it.” G: “What?!” J: “A love so deep, few have ever known it.” X: “Cupid-- forget it. He’s for real.” C: “Oh-- happens.” D: “There you are.” G: “Oh!” D: “I’ve
tried to make you love me every way I can. But G: “My way?” D: “Instead
of hurting people, I’ll try and he-- I’ll try and X: “Leave him. Love suits him.” P: “You wuss! Oh! Oh, oh.” D: “I think I’m gonna like this helpful stuff. X: “Well-- you can’t win ‘em all.” G: “Hmm.” ----------------------------------------------------------------- G: “I never knew love could be so exhausting.” X: “Yeah, but, worth the work.” G: “Xena-- do I hear-- a touch of romance in your voice?” X: “Not if
I hear a touch of the ‘I told you so’ in yours. G: “Yeah,
I’ll say. [Laughs] Can you imagine the two of us in J: “Ridiculous” G: “Yeah-- kind of makes you laugh just to think about it.” J: “Hah-hah.” |
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