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in inglese dei dialoghi dell'episodio: seconda serie (si ringrazia Xenamedia e Cristina Creek) [TEASER] King: “She’ll
make a great Queen one day-- as you will, very Diana: “Papa,
please don’t talk like that. You’re gonna get King: “You
must be strong. I fear my time is very near, and Diana: “I’m ready to do whatever’s needed of me.” King: “I’ve
sent for Xena. In difficult times like these, Diana: “And who’s mightier than Xena?” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Joxer: “_I_
was the one chosen to fight Callisto because if G: “Go ahead-- I’d love to hear the rest.” Joxer: “To,
ah, call Xena to dispatch the villaness, which she G: “You know, I don’t remember it that way.” Joxer: “Well, that’s because you were tied up at the time.” G: “So were you. What are you doing here?” Joxer: “I
heard that King Lias was dying, and he sent for G: “I don’t
think so, but I’ll be sure to ask her when I see Joxer: “I
already talked to her. She’s heading to the castle. G: “What
are you talking about? Xena’s in Thebes. The message Joxer: “Wrong! She was here an hour ago.” G: “Now, how could she get here so fast?” Joxer: “I don’t know. But she was definitely here.” G: “I guess I better hurry up to catch up with her.” Joxer: “Yeah,
and tell her not to worry. I could tell when we G: “That’s
Xena’s reputation you’re playing with. And that’s Joxer: “So anyway, there I was, on the parapet.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Diana: “Xena.” Meg/Xena[M/X]: “Diana.” Diana: “Welcome.
Thank you for coming. We didn’t expect you M/X: “Well,
I made good time. I want you to meet Agis, uh-- Diana: “If Xena trusts you, I trust you. Welcome, sir.” Agis: “I’m honored, your Highness.” M/X: “How’s the King?” Diana: “He’s not well, Xena.” M/X: “Oh,
well, I’m sorry to hear that. We’ll get through this G: “Hello, Princess.” Diana: “Gabrielle,
welcome. I’ll have rooms prepared for you Guard: “Yes, your Highness.” G: “We need
to work on communication, here. I thought you said M/X: “Guard! Throw this big-mouthed idiot in the dungeon!” G: “Big-mouthed idiot? Xena, Xena, Xena!” [ACT I] Meg: “Ain’t
you ever heard of knockin?. Hey, that’s no way to Agis: “Let
me remind you of reality, Meg. You’re a filthy Meg: “You
never said nothing about no kinky stuff. Besides, I Agis: “Oh,
not quite. You ordered Xena’s best friend thrown Meg: “Oh,
that the irritating blonde? I can’t see how Xena can Agis: “Yes,
you will. Because you’re going to do exactly what Meg: “Fine.
This place is nice. But I bet Diana has a real Agis: “When
it’s apporpriate to make the switch-- very soon. I Meg: “Hey, Aggie, come here! Look what the round thing does.” Agis: “A chakram is a weapon, not a toy.” Meg: “Well,
what kind of damage would a cheap wooden thing do Agis: “Fix
it, put it back on your belt, and leave it there! ---------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Big-mouthed
idiot. Maybe it’s a code. Maybe it means M/X: “Open up.” G: “You had better have a pretty good explanation for this.” M/X: “Gabrielle, it’s all part of the plan.” G: “Well, will you tell me what the plan is?” M/X: “Can’t.” G: “Oh, so
I’m just supposed to accept being thrown into a M/X: “Gabrielle,
have you ever had burning splinters shoved G: “No.” M/X: “Ah-hah!
I thought as much. You see, the man we’re after G: “If he
captures me, he doesn’t know that I don’t know M/X: “All
the more reason why you should stay here. You’re G: “I can
take care of myself! Now why are you treating me M/X: “Well,
we’re not. Oh, and, ah, don’t try to contact ---------------------------------------------------------------- Meg: “She’ll stay quiet.” Agis: “Good.” Meg: “Hey, Aggie.” Agis: “My name’s Agis.” Meg: “Well, what do we do when the real Xena gets here?” Agis: “She won’t.” Meg: “Ahhhh.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Man’s voice: “There she is.” 1st man: “How’s about you and me have some fun, hmm?” X: “No, thanks.” 1st man: “Oh, so now you’re playing hard to get.” X: “Have
you seen a young woman, carrying a staff, about this 1st man: “She
left yesterday. But there’s no reason why you Alcibiades (Al): “There she is!” X: “Give
me something strong. Well, I take it you’re not Al: “No, I want your heart.” X: “You’re not my type.” 2nd man: “So, Xena, how’s about that kiss, huh?” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Meg: “Ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. The name’s Xena; that’s Xena with a Guard: “Are you all right?” M/X: “Yes. I was, ah-- I was just practicing my new punch.” Joxer’s voice:
“I’m only gonna say this one more time: I’m a [Pan down to outside castle door] Guard: “You’re
not getting into this castle-- So, be smart and Joxer: “Oh--
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You still don’t know who you’re M/X: “Guard?! It’s all right-- He’s with me.” Joxer: “You’re a very lucky man.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- M/X: “Come in.” Joxer: “Mm-hmm.” M/X: “Have a seat. Ooooh-- What’s the matter?” Joxer: “Listen,
Xena, I’ve been thinking a lot about something M/X: “What did that little brat say?” Joxer: “No,
listen, Xena, I’ve been sullying your reputation M/X: “What are you talking about?” Joxer: “Listen,
Xena, I told a bar-room full of guys how M/X: “Well, there’s nothing wrong with a little publicity.” Joxer: “A
little pub-- Oh, no, no, Xena. Listen. Listen! I- M/X: “You’re
kidding, right? Look, don’t listen to anything Joxer: “What?
No, no, listen, listen! I’m wrecking one of the M/X: “I need your sword in my service right now.” Joxer: “Sword, service-- Yes, uh-- Look!” [Exits] Joxer’s Voice: “What am I, _nuts_, going in there?!” Meg[Aside]: “What a lovely man.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Joxer: “Oh,
oh, OK, OK. Be strong. Wow. Be strong. You’re ---------------------------------------------------------------- Joxer: “Xena’s kind of unpredictable, isn’t she?” G: “You’re telling me.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- 1st guard: “How’d she get out here?” 2nd guard: “Mm-mm-mm.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- X: “Diana,
we have a real problem, here. I was attacked in a Meg/Diana [M/D]:
“Xena! I just came from seeing my father. X: “Sure--
I’ll talk to Philemon about making the castle Meg: “Hey,
Aggie-- I thought you said she wasn’t gonna make it Agis: “Obviously, something went wrong.” Meg: “Well,
you’d better be careful; she looks tough. How’d Agis: “Nice touch-- You know what to do with her.” [ACT II] Joxer: “Wait
a minute. So, Diana and Xena are exact G: “Right!” Joxer: “Oh,
great! I insulted royalty. I’m in big trouble. G: “Hmm,
impossible! No offense, Joxer, but you’re just not Joxer: “She
was certainy making do with my type. Let me tell G: “Ah- no!
That’s not necessary. I wish I knew what was Joxer: “Well,
it’s simple, really. She was struck by Cupid’s G: “Leave?” Joxer: “No--
Marry her-- We could all travel around together. G: “Guards!
Please! Please! Please! I’ve got to get out of M/D: “Xena told me all about the plan.” G: “What is the plan?” M/D: “Can’t
say, but, uh, you’ll have to stay here. And she Joxer: “Forgive
me, you’re Highness-- I’m lower than rat M/D: “Oh, of course. It was just an honest mistake.” Joxer: “Oh.” M/D: “Now, come with me. Eh! Sorry, remember the plan? Joxer: “Um, what is the plan?” M/D: “I’ll tell you out here.” Joxer: “Oh, good.” G: “You’re gonna tell Joxer, but you’re not gonna tell me?” M/D: “Xena’s orders. She’s very fond of him, you know?” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Joxer: “Uh, wait, what’s the plan? That’s the plan?” M/D: “What do you think?” Joxer: “Good plan.” Woman: “Your
Highness. Your Highness, it is time for the M/D: “All
right, all right. Just, go on up to the nursery, and ---------------------------------------------------------------- M/D [Singing]:
“If one of those bottles should happen to fall, ---------------------------------------------------------------- Joxer: “You’re
mad, you devil. Oh, Joxer, why should you deny X: “Joxer? What are you doing here?” Joxer: “I
hate to tell you this, Xena, but-- All right, I might X: “She what?” Joxer: “Listen,
I can see the pain on your face, but really, X: “Are you suicidal?” Joxer: “Oh,
don’t worry, Xena. I got just what you need, and X: “You got
some explaining to do and you can start by telling Joxer: “In the dungeon, where you put her!” X: “What?” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Meg: “What’s
the gripe, Aggie? I’ve done everything just like Agis: “And more-- try staying away from that clown, Joxer.” Meg: “I think he’s cute.” Agis: “You better not mess this up.” Meg: “Look who’s talking.” Agis: “What does that mean?” Meg: “You
were supposed to keep the real Xena away from here. Agis: “Don’t
you talk to me that way. A despiccable slag like Meg: “Take it easy now, Agis.” Agis: “And
you’re gonna do exactly like I say from now on, Meg: “Exactly.” Agis: “Good. Well, don’t just stand there, move it!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Come
on, Warrior Princess. Take that! Ow, ah! I know X: “Let’s go.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Now,
wait a minute. OK, I believe you when you say that Joxer: “Yeah, how do we know you’re the real Xena?” G: “Hello, Xena. Boy, am I glad to see you.” X: “Let’s
split up and search the castle-- they may have hidden Joxer: “Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait-- How am I supposed to X: “Well,
if you come across a woman, and she looks exactly Joxer: “She _is_ bad, real bad.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Xena/Meg [X/M]: “Alcibiades.” Al: “Meg?” X/M: “Yeah,
of course, it’s me. Look what I found. We found Al: “All right, hand me the rope.” X/M: “Hey,
I wanna come too. Xena’s figured this whole thing Al: “Ah,
sorry-- had to make sure you weren’t Xena. Bring her ---------------------------------------------------------------- X/M: “Hey, boys!” G: “All right!” X/M: “How’re you doing, Princess?” Diana: “Not well. I’ll probably be dead soon.” X/M: “Why’s that?” Diana: “Well,
I’ve been sitting on this cold ground almost the G: “A cold bottom isn’t fatal.” Diana: “Says you.” X/M: “No,
but if I have to listen to you two blabber any more, ---------------------------------------------------------------- Agis: “If
we can put Meg on the throne, we will control the Al: “What
are we going to do about Xena? Now, that she has Agis: “There’s still one card left to play.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Diana: “My baby! They took my baby!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT III] Diana: “This chamber is known only to the royal family.” X: “Good.
I want you and Philemon to stay here until we can Phil: “You
can’t expect me just to wait down here, when my X: “Your
life is in danger, too. Philemon, I am asking you to Diana: “Then
we’ll stay down here. Philemon, we have to trust X: “Gabrielle,
I want you to find Meg and keep her in one G: “Right.” Diana: “Please.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Joxer: “Got you, sweety! Oh! Hi, Xena.” X: “Sorry, Joxer-- just a habit.” Joxer: “That’s
OK. I’ve been keeping an eye out for you for X: “Her name’s Meg.” Joxer: “Meg, huh? That’s a pretty name.” X: “You’re not falling for her, are you?” Joxer: “Well, I’ve seen a different side of her.” X: “I bet you have.” Joxer: “Hey,
listen, I think she’s just a victim of X: “She’ll
be a victim of some more circumstances when I get my Joxer: “Oh, you think she can do a better job than I can.” X: “This is not a competition.” Joxer: “You think that I’m a complete joke, don’t you?” Agis: “Princess, may I talk to you, please?” X/M: “Can’t it wait?” Agis: “No, it can’t.” Joxer: “Hah.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Meg: “Yeah,
a little more cleavage couldn’t hurt. Get out of G: “Over my dead body.” Meg: “That
can be arranged. [They fight] Eat some fruit, G: “Tears are no good with me!” Meg: “Look
at you-- looking down at me. Ah, that’s all right. G: “What do you expect with what you’ve been doing?” Meg: “What
was I supposed to do? Agis said that he’d kill me G: “I suppose none of this is your fault, is it?” Meg: “I didn’t
say that. It’s all my fault. My whole stinkin’ G: “You know,
I shouldn’t feel for you, but you just, you look Meg: “I don’t
want your pity. I’ve been on my own since I was G: “Since you were 10?” Meg: “My father died in childbirth.” G: “Your father died in childbirth.” Meg: “Yeah,
he got drunk and fell off the roof when I was being G: “Yeah, I-- I guess I did. But what about your mother?” Meg: “One
of her boyfriends liked me too much. So I ran away ---------------------------------------------------------------- Agis: “ This
is not a party! Will you get that into your head X/M: “What’s that?” Agis: “Kill
the King. You can’t assume the throne until he’s X/M: “No.” Agis: “What?” X/M: “No,
I mean, uh, poison is too slow. You can never be Agis: “That’s good-- I like that. Go get the baby.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Are you all right?” King: “No. Why haven’t you been to see me?” M/D: “Sorry, father, I’ve been bothered by some things.” King: “Well,
nothing can give the last few days of my life more M/D: “I don’t think you’d understand.” King: “Ah,
my sweet, we’ve always shared our hopes, our dreams, ---------------------------------------------------------------- Agis: “Here it is.” Joxer: “Hah! Xena! Let’s take the baby!” Agis: “Get the baby out of here.” Joxer: “The baby! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, oh!” Agis: “Hey Meg! He thinks you’re Xena. Kill the idiot!” Joxer: “No! No, no! [Fight] I brought your sword.” X: “Come on, idiot! Joxer: “The name’s Joxer.” Agis: “Come on! This way! It’s quicker!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- G: “Uh-oh.” Meg: “What are you doing? It’s me, Meg.” Agis: “Then prove it; kill him.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- [ACT IV] Agis: “Do
it! Go on! Do it! You heard me. Kill him, you Meg: “No, and neither will you.” Agis: “How dare you?” G: “Xena! Duck!” Joxer: “Hah!
Missed me! Missed me again! Woo! Ha-ha-ha-ha! ---------------------------------------------------------------- King: “You’re not my daughter, are you?” Meg: “Not officially.” King: “You’re not Xena, either.” Meg: “No.” King: “Amazing.” Meg: “You’re
on your own now, Pops. Your little friend just X: “No, because
I want you to stay here and take care of the Meg: “No.
No, see, you must not have been paying attention. X: “You got the king to safety, I saw you.” Meg: “Yeah,
well that was my one good deed for the year. X: “I don’t
care what you’ve done in your past. Do good now King: “You look so like my daughter; it’s remarkable.” Meg: “Yes,
three women who look so much alike, and yet inside, ---------------------------------------------------------------- Woman: “Wait, no!” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Meg: “And
then I lived in Athens for a while. I actually did ---------------------------------------------------------------- Agis: “Put a rope up on that chandelier! Tie the basket.” Diana/Xena [D/X]:
“Hold it right there! I’m coming to get that Al: “It’s Diana!” Agis: “Get her. Run that basket up on the rope!” Diana: “Just
give me back my baby and then you can go in Agis: “Tie
it off. Now, we’ll see if she gives us what we M/X: “Hold
it, right there! In the blink of an eye I can split Agis: “Grab her; it’s Meg!” X: “Guess which one I am. Give me that.” Joxer: “What’s going on? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!” X: “Stay down.” Joxer: “I’m glad that’s over.” X: “Gab, the baby!” Meg: “Hey, Princess! I just came from seeing your father.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- King: “Which one are you?” X: “I’m Xena.” King: “Diana?” Diana: “Oh, Papa!” Meg: “I sure
hope he pulls through. He’s a good man. I might G: “Well,
if it were up to me, I’d give you another chance. Meg: “Yeah, you’re a softy.” X: “He’s going to be fine; he may live on for years, yet.” Phil: “Meg, he wants to talk to you.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- King: “They
told me about the plot you were mixed up in. You Meg: “Well, I told you; I’m trash.” King: “Stop
it. I don’t ever want to hear anyone say things Meg: “You’re not kidding me, are you, Kingy?” King: “Not at all. Oh, by the way, I do like spices.” Meg: “Well,
I’m about as spicy as you can get! Thanks, King ---------------------------------------------------------------- Meg: “So, so long Xena.” X: “Goodbye, Meg.” Meg: “It was fun being you for a while.” X: “Just don’t do it again in a hurry.” G: “Hey, Meg! Learn to read so I can write to you.” Meg: “Yeah, maybe I’ll just do that.” Joxer: “Get, get going, get going. Well, um, so long, Meg.” Meg: “So long, Joxer. Ditch the broads and double back-- I’ll leave the kitchen door open for you.” Joxer: “Right.” ---------------------------------------------------------------- Joxer: “Hey, Xena, Gabrielle, wait up! I uh-- Listen! I got some things to ah, attend to.” G: “Fine.” Joxer: “So, I won’t be able to join you.” G: “That’s OK.” Joxer: “You sure? ‘Cause I know how much you need a _real_ warrior to watch your back, you know?” X: “Joxer, she won’t wait forever.” |
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